Today was pretty calm, which is always alarming. Just as I was devastated that I would have to do laundry, along came a headline.
“Trump instructs Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons”
Finally something rational from the Executive Office. Sure we amass nuclear weapons, but are we testing them? Obvi we are not. How else could we know if they work? My wife and I test our smoke alarms routinely. It’s the same thing. It’s all prophylactic.
Once curious item I’ve noticed, is that when we start testing, the neighborhood starts testing as well. That’s a good thing! Neighbors all testing alarms at the same time, drinking, singing, beep beep beeping. Then comes the healthy competition. I heard one of my neighbors has 12 smoke detectors, so I installed 13. My other neighbor had to keep up – installing 37 in a one-bedroom bungalo!
Of course, you could be a Democratic-doomsday, doom-scroller, doomsayer and general ruiner of fun times (IE preventing the Federal Budget to be passed just because YOU want healthcare for ALL Americans. Selfish). You could also say that testing a smoke alarm has less effect on our country than say testing a nuclear device, under the ground, in Nevada. What’s the diff? In fact, I’ve always said that, like Gaza, Three Mile Island, is prime beachfront property. In fact, I’d be all in financially, except I cashed out my 401k to invest in TrumpCoin and VHS tapes – nothing can go wrong.
Along with that, I just watched “Oppenheimer,” – a liberal media movie that indicated that a nuclear bomb does not actually know when to stop. However, it DID stop, just like WWII stopped, and no harm, no foul – just Germany being Germany.
